missigno wrote: |
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U have to figure out wat happend to the white ruby pet that made him turn brown
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Ah, ok.
IGN: Dyynamo
Server: Sapphire
It was a normal day in the office of Softstar. The coding monkeys were at work, typing out the code for all the games Softstar made, and the smell of fail was fresh like the dew on morning grass. The employees were taking shots of miscellaneous alcoholic drinks when Jackie, one of the chief coders, said "Let's play a drinking game!"
The Softstar employees loved drinking games, and their favorite of all was the one they called "coding". The employees would all write a line of code for Dream Of Mirror Online. If the code was perfect with no glitches, they'd take a shot and then write another line of code.
Jackie decided to play that very drinking game and opened up the SE4 Ruby data.
"CODE PARTY!", he yelled. All the other employees hooted and cheered and lined up to write some drunken code.
An intern named Kathy came up and wrote a line of code, but Jackie inspected it and said "Too legible!", made Kathy take three shots of vodka, and then said "now try again!".
Kathy drunkenly punched in a few lines of code and then passed out. The rest of the employees proceeded to open up more and more files, adding their own intoxicated touch to each one. As the hours ticked by more and more employees passed out or were taken to hospitals, and by 5 PM they were all out cold.
The next day, Jackie came in early to show the new janitor where the code monkey cages were kept. They had to be cleaned daily or the laptops the monkeys used would get very dirty. After leaving the janitor to do his job, Jackie walked back to his cubicle and glanced at the clock.
"Might as well stay here and get some work done. No point in driving home now", Jackie sighed. He opened up all the DoMO files and looked at the code for a few minutes.
"...This. Is. GENIUS!", he exclaimed. He sent all of the files to Aeria Games to be immediately implemented in the day's patch.
Jackie then lifted his legs onto his desk, leaned back, and said "Ahh. That's enough content for oh...five or six months? A job well done!"
The end of mah fail story